Good Quote
“TACTICS is knowing what to do when there is something to do. STRATEGY is knowing what to do when there is nothing to do.”
--Chess Grandmaster Sawielly Tartakower
Politics, Policy, Philosophy and Big Words.
“TACTICS is knowing what to do when there is something to do. STRATEGY is knowing what to do when there is nothing to do.”
--Chess Grandmaster Sawielly Tartakower
We are fighting hot counterinsurgency wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and against the international jihadist movement, wars in which we need to prevail. But "war" is the wrong metaphor for the broader struggle, since wars are fought at full intensity and have clear beginnings and endings. Meeting the jihadist challenge is more of a "long, twilight struggle" whose core is not a military campaign but a political contest for the hearts and minds of ordinary Muslims around the world.Now calling it a "struggle" while they call it a "war" would've been political suicide a year ago. Voters were still deciding who to support based on their fear of terrorism and fear is too powerful a motivator to be countered with semantics. But the the political landscape will be dominated by Iraq and terrorism for the next decade so liberals better figure out another way to describe it if we want to convince people that our solution is better than the Right's. "Struggle" alone may not suffice as a sufficiently evocative term but it lends itself to many adjectives: "long struggle," "worldwide struggle," "historic struggle," even "violent struggle." All these terms capture the enormity of the task but are more honest and less Orwellian.
This is damn funny.
Jon Stewart: "I'm joined now by our own vice-presidential firearms mishap analyst, Rob Corddry. Rob, obviously a very unfortunate situation. How is the vice president handling it?
Rob Corddry: "Jon, tonight the vice president is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Wittington. According to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush.
"And while the quail turned out to be a 78-year-old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face. He believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington's face."
Jon Stewart: "But why, Rob? If he had known Mr. Whittington was not a bird, why would he still have shot him?"
Rob Corddry: "Jon, in a post-9-11 world, the American people expect their leaders to be decisive. To not have shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak."
Jon Stewart: "That's horrible."
Rob Corddry: "Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quail-tards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them. I'm sure right now those birds are laughing at us in that little 'covey' of theirs.
Jon Stewart: "I'm not sure birds can laugh, Rob."
Rob Corddry: "Well, whatever it is they do ... coo .. they're cooing at us right now, Jon, because here we are talking openly about our plans to hunt them. Jig is up. Quails one, America zero.
Jon Stewart: "Okay, well, on a purely human level, is the vice president at least sorry?"
Rob Corddry: "Jon, what difference does it make? The bullets are already in this man's face. Let's move forward across party lines as a people ... to get him some sort of mask."